Here’s the story:
You’re living in the US. You’ve shopped the entire Internet for a last minute Holiday gift. Maybe you actually made it to the END of the Internet - A magical land where it rains beer and the streets are made of maplewood smoked bacon.
As lovely as that new found Utopia may be, however, you still haven’t found your gifts. Well, perhaps, in your speedy run through the Internet, you passed over the Fake Rockstar Shop. It’s okay. We won’t take it personally… But you have little time. If this is your last-ditch effort for a great gift, you have only until the end of business today, to get that present shipped to your door by Xmas.
So, lucky you, wayward Internet shopper! You found the comics of Fake Rockstar, LLC Conglomocorp! And we have shopping!
Here’s a peak of what we have that may tickle your gift-giving fancy:
Escape From Barkeater Lake
Widely acclaimed as “Book #2″, Escape From Barkeater Lake picks up where the first book left off (almost like it was planned) and features the entire second year of strips and 8 pages of color Sundays. Adding to the Ridicularity™, is two pages of reader-inspired bacon recipes! Escape From Barkeater Lake is also printed in the US of A, with a handy UV coated cover, perfect for blinding the insubordinate.
The Elderberries, by Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Before Corey took it over, The Elderberries was produced by two legends in the comic strip and comedy fields; Phil Frank and Joe Troise. Chronicling the first year of the strip and filled with Joe’s hilarious writing amplified by Phil’s stellar, but simple artwork, The Elderberries is a treasure and a must have.
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A Giant Bundle of Wall Bacon!
Poster of the Fake Rockstar Universe! From Barkeater Lake to Holiday TOBY Robot Satan! Baconified Ridicularity™ for your wall!
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Barkeater Lake Original Strip Grab Bag
Get your own piece of crazy! Corey has thousands of original Barkeater Lake comic strips lying around the office, propping up uneven table legs and lining puppy kennels. Now for only 25 clams, you to, can own of these multi-utility pieces of art. And don’t worry: To ensure 100% satisfaction, each joke will be run through our team of crack comedians for a comedic quality rating seal of approval. Ships via USPS first class mail, signed by the artist and measures approx. 15″x4 3/4″, on a 7″x17″ slice of vellum bristol.
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All Available in the Fake Rockstar Shop. Happy Holidays and Merry New Year!
As a possible suppliment to your last minute Holiday needs, we’re offer three new orignal art auctions. Enjoy…
Delores and Banks enjoy Baconapaloozastock ‘08… Bid here: Bacon
The very first Li’l Spencer’s Adventures…uh, Adventure. Bidding at this locale: Spencer
A previously published Sunday episode of Barkeater Lake, featuring the CHPMNK Militia and a Delores faceplant. Auctioning over here: CHPMNK
All auctions once again start at a very reasonable price and offer free shipping to anywhere the American flag flies… Legally.
Happy Bidding!
In a sick twist, our power has been out since late yesterday. It just came back seconds ago. I have Elderberries to file and then I’ll post a new BL strip for your glorification.
And I also can’t add, apparently. If you live in the U.S. and want something from the Fake Rockstar Shop to arrive by Xmas, you’re deadline is Wednesday, the 17th, not today. International orders are a different story. You folks have until the end of business today to place your order, if you want it in time for St. Nick’s visit.
Carry on, you Fake Rock Groupies, you.
-FRS
We’re in the last hours of the three BL original art auctions. A big Holiday thanks to those who have already bid. Check out all three before they’re gone:
We’ll post more after the New Year!
Also, can I say how psyched am for the new Holiday posters? With everything that happens at the Fake Rockstar Conglomocorp Penthouse on a daily basis, I hardly ever get time to sit and just draw. I forget how much I really enjoy it. I’m eternally grateful I get to share it with the world.
Fake Rock on,
-Corey
