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Do not adjust your computer screens! I, TOBY, Robot Satan, have claimed this Internet blog as my own! You will submit to Lucifer and join my mechanical army of darkness! You will do this through the colorful virtual portal called www.tobyrobotsatan.com, by joining me on the popular social networking site, Facebook and by following my words of evil inspiration on the inane chatter page know as Twitter!

Do this and your ability to purchase sensible shoes will stay in tact!

TOBY, Robot Satan has spoken! Through a poorly designed blog!

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